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| Pump and go means pump and go. |
| Magic mushrooms and contraband bananas. |
| Beware of flying seks toys. |
| Dark Guardian could be looking for you. |
| Married couple boast a total 98 body modifications. |
| Hanky panky leads to disorderly conduct. |
| 'A Taste for Brown Sugar: Black Women in P0rnogr@phy' |
| Couple makes 1.9-carat discovery at Crater of Diamonds |
| Belly Button Beer or V@g!na Beer? |
| The origins of the giant duck remain a mystery. |
| 'It appears that there's meats of some sort flying out the windows.' |
| Woman accused of releasing bees on police. |
| Bubble boy attempts to walk to Bermuda. |
| 'The only jeans made by white labor' |
| Who knew camels were fond of french fries? |
| Jiggler on the roof. |
| Halloween comes early. |
| Space soccer. |
| It's a little early for a bizarre horror story, but... |
| Teenagers these days. |
| That's one beer every 21 minutes. |
| College Degrees Are For Suckers |
| Swimmer finds wedding ring lost 17 years earlier |
| Woman's cups runneth over with cocaine. |
| 'Not the smartest decision a Florida boy could make.' |
| Dance like nobody's watching. |
| Gravy Wrestling and grizzly attacks. |
| Is that a lizard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
| Cop fakes emergency calls so he can have seks. |
| Wonder Wheel indeed. |
| Leave it to Miller High Life to make a product that tastes like garbage. |
| The lesson here is don't get pass-out drunk in Bolivia. |
| Mass diver had a whale of a time off Cape Cod |
| Yes, it's International Beer Day. |
| 18-year-old arrested for practicing medicine without a license. |
| Holy mackerel! Septuagenarian penetrated in the groin. |
| S.W.I. (Scooting While Intoxicated) |
| Assault with a deadly reptile. |
| Man uses his nose to push a peanut up a mountain |
| Chains of love turn into police handcuffs. |
| Man finds $1,000 in money from 1934 under porch |
| You have to expect this at a trailer park cookout. |
| There is nothing like young love, except maybe petty larceny. |
| Move over toilet wine, Singapore introduces sewage beer. |
| Just in time for Independence Day. |
| Chinese researchers build 'mind reading' device |
| Look at how well it's working in China. |
| Baby-Jumping Festival. |
| This is why you shouldn't let dogs cook. |
| Indiana anglers find adult toy in catfish's stomach |
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