|The last issue of Bizarre News.
|Love and marriage.
|Bear vs Karate
|The final countdown.
|The customer is always right.
|'The principal found her in a classroom without pants.'
|Woodpeckers stash 700 pounds of acorns in wall of California home
|Woman Run Over by Her Own Car
|That's a lot of chicken wings.
|Parachutes are for amateurs.
|Dog shoots man.
|You can't argue with science.
|Contortionist breaks archery world record using her feet
|The wrong way to smoke a brisket.
|Fire in the hole.
|This would make a great beer commercial.
|Don't you feel safer?
|It's best not to get between a Mainer and his beer.
|More Than One Way to Earn Your Allowance
|It seems like they could have skipped the lottery tickets.
|That's the spirit.
|Cop Accused of Making Pron While on Duty
|Pump and go means pump and go.
|Magic mushrooms and contraband bananas.
|Beware of flying seks toys.
|Dark Guardian could be looking for you.
|Married couple boast a total 98 body modifications.
|Hanky panky leads to disorderly conduct.
|'A Taste for Brown Sugar: Black Women in P0rnogr@phy'
|Couple makes 1.9-carat discovery at Crater of Diamonds
|Belly Button Beer or V@g!na Beer?
|The origins of the giant duck remain a mystery.
|'It appears that there's meats of some sort flying out the windows.'
|Woman accused of releasing bees on police.
|Bubble boy attempts to walk to Bermuda.
|'The only jeans made by white labor'
|Who knew camels were fond of french fries?
|Jiggler on the roof.
|Halloween comes early.
|It's a little early for a bizarre horror story, but...
|Teenagers these days.
|That's one beer every 21 minutes.
|College Degrees Are For Suckers
|Swimmer finds wedding ring lost 17 years earlier
|Woman's cups runneth over with cocaine.
|'Not the smartest decision a Florida boy could make.'
|Dance like nobody's watching.
|Gravy Wrestling and grizzly attacks.
|Is that a lizard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?