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| If you're going to drive drunk, at least wear pants. |
| If the leash fits, you must acquit. |
| Don't trust the cell phone towers. |
| Plane makes 'miraculous' landing on Florida beach |
| Even Arnold Schwarzenegger knows not to stow away in a wheel well. |
| Teen mob attacks homeowner. |
| One of the risks involved with dating married women. |
| Santa Claus rescued from power lines |
| N@ked panda caught rollerblading on highway. |
| D@mn auto-correct. |
| A bouncing, baby boy. |
| World's first 'Star Wars'-inspired lightsaber |
| California monolith third to appear and disappear |
| 103-year-old time capsule found in New York |
| Waste not want not. |
| That's one lucky catastrophe. |
| James Bond this guy is not. |
| The old exploding toilet gag. |
| Jo Baiden enjoys new-found fame after election. |
| Texas man shot by best friend. |
| Seance draws 9,000 viewers |
| That's a lot of of fake blood. |
| Texas party poopers ruin Halloween. |
| Of all the places to stick your head. |
| 'The victim was covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp.' |
| Brazilian senator caught stealing everything butt cash. |
| 'Scary kitty' stalks jogger for 6 minutes. |
| Doogie? |
| There are easier ways to get to Tampa. |
| Horse girl is not what you think. Probably. |
| Finally, a good reason to watch politics, at least in Argentina. |
| 'Get your booty to the polls.' |
| When you're kinky but also cheap. |
| Ig Nobel Prizes awarded for poop knives and helium gator. |
| Apparently it's true; men ARE trash. |
| Taser beats sword. |
| Up, up and away. |
| Rocketeer spotted in Los Angeles. |
| Florida and guns is a bad mix. |
| 'Skeletor' has ears removed in extreme body modification. |
| Beer. Is there anything it can't do? |
| Ninjas. |
| Home Depot now has a drive-in? |
| Rapunzel's got nothing on this girl. |
| South African golfer loses his balls. |
| Man's marriage proposal goes up in flames. |
| Hat related crimes up in Pennsylvania. |
| That must have been one blistered bat-wing. |
| What does furniture moving have to do with mountain climbing? |
| A $5.7 million handshake. |
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