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| Miracle woman survives 5,000 foot fall. |
| 'Oh yeah...' |
| Atomik Vodka |
| Hoverboard Inventor Makes Another Landmark Flight. |
| Love is a lesb!an battlefield. |
| Death By Banana? |
| Today's Issue: Drunks and Frankenstein Monsters |
| Naiked Bicyclists Attacked. |
| When P-rn Turns Deadly. |
| Colorado Dogs Getting High As Sh_t. |
| The Wrong Way To Do a Carpool. |
| Woman regrets taking caulk in her behind. |
| Never a good place to dump your wad. |
| Apparently attack squirrels are more aggressive on meth. |
| You Thought Teacher-Student Affairs Were Bad. |
| Missed It By That Much. |
| Did you know you're washing with fat? |
| A Diploma Doesn't Mean You're Smart. |
| Dad vs. shark |
| ATMs do not take those kinds of deposits. |
| How do you fit a laptop in a G-string? |
| Ball gags and larceny; the fun of modern dating. |
| The lesson here is; never do anything. |
| Finding a treasure or two at a garage sale. |
| The Napoleon of crime this guy is not. |
| There's a time and a place for naked pushups. Traffic isn't it. |
| 'This ain't good.' |
| McDonald's Dogged Over Breastfeeding Suit. |
| You Are What You Eat |
| Looking for love in all the wrong places. |
| Franken-ginas are a thing now. |
| It's true, the police have no obligation to protect you. |
| It's the scourge of the 21st century, and it just turned deadly. |
| Easter Bunny claims he's not a violent person. |
| They're here; weaponized lizards. |
| Just how much are classic 'adult' movies worth? |
| Teen Florida Girls Gone Wild. |
| No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. |
| Two Arkansas Man Enjoy a Shot and a Beer. |
| I don't believe it, the legend is real. |
| The Aliens Made Me Do It. |
| To get serviced and protect. |
| Yeah, But What A Way To Go. |
| Machete Fight. |
| What is the most terrifying thing you can think of? |
| Selfie nearly costs woman her arm. |
| How much is an extra inch worth? |
| There can be only one. |
| It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
| There's mixed martial arts, then there's interspecies martial arts. |
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