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| Stripper sued by customer. |
| Samurai Deli |
| To fight the horde, and sing and cry, Valhalla, I am coming. |
| Police pull over 13-year-old DD. |
| Gruesome Car Crash Victim Not What She Seems. |
| A horror story from Croatia that has nothing to do with Halloween. |
| Danny Ocean this guy is not. |
| When you gotta go, you gotta go. |
| 'Honey, the basement's full of animal blood again.' |
| And you think your kids are bad. |
| The wrong way to tame an alligator. |
| Internet Encourages 12-year-old to Set Himself On Fire. |
| That's German Engineering For You. |
| There are easier ways to commit suicide. |
| It's never a good idea to eat a cop's donuts. |
| Watch out, boys, she's a biter. |
| It's hard to drive with a snake wrapped around your neck. |
| Bicycling Under the Influence Leads to F_____ under the Influence. |
| The hard part about skydiving. |
| The 30-Hour Coffin Challenge. |
| That's doggone lucky. |
| Be careful what kind of girls you find on the Internet. |
| Suggestively-named town fights with adult toy company |
| Space crimes. |
| This is the kind of women you find in Kansas City. |
| Garbage pick turns into sword fight. Are you not entertained? |
| Miracle woman survives 5,000 foot fall. |
| 'Oh yeah...' |
| Atomik Vodka |
| Hoverboard Inventor Makes Another Landmark Flight. |
| Love is a lesb!an battlefield. |
| Death By Banana? |
| Today's Issue: Drunks and Frankenstein Monsters |
| Naiked Bicyclists Attacked. |
| When P-rn Turns Deadly. |
| Colorado Dogs Getting High As Sh_t. |
| The Wrong Way To Do a Carpool. |
| Woman regrets taking caulk in her behind. |
| Never a good place to dump your wad. |
| Apparently attack squirrels are more aggressive on meth. |
| You Thought Teacher-Student Affairs Were Bad. |
| Missed It By That Much. |
| Did you know you're washing with fat? |
| A Diploma Doesn't Mean You're Smart. |
| Dad vs. shark |
| ATMs do not take those kinds of deposits. |
| How do you fit a laptop in a G-string? |
| Ball gags and larceny; the fun of modern dating. |
| The lesson here is; never do anything. |
| Finding a treasure or two at a garage sale. |
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