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If you're going to drive drunk, at least wear pants. |
If the leash fits, you must acquit. |
Don't trust the cell phone towers. |
Plane makes 'miraculous' landing on Florida beach |
Even Arnold Schwarzenegger knows not to stow away in a wheel well. |
Teen mob attacks homeowner. |
One of the risks involved with dating married women. |
Santa Claus rescued from power lines |
N@ked panda caught rollerblading on highway. |
D@mn auto-correct. |
A bouncing, baby boy. |
World's first 'Star Wars'-inspired lightsaber |
California monolith third to appear and disappear |
103-year-old time capsule found in New York |
Waste not want not. |
That's one lucky catastrophe. |
James Bond this guy is not. |
The old exploding toilet gag. |
Jo Baiden enjoys new-found fame after election. |
Texas man shot by best friend. |
Seance draws 9,000 viewers |
That's a lot of of fake blood. |
Texas party poopers ruin Halloween. |
Of all the places to stick your head. |
'The victim was covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp.' |
Brazilian senator caught stealing everything butt cash. |
'Scary kitty' stalks jogger for 6 minutes. |
Doogie? |
There are easier ways to get to Tampa. |
Horse girl is not what you think. Probably. |
Finally, a good reason to watch politics, at least in Argentina. |
'Get your booty to the polls.' |
When you're kinky but also cheap. |
Ig Nobel Prizes awarded for poop knives and helium gator. |
Apparently it's true; men ARE trash. |
Taser beats sword. |
Up, up and away. |
Rocketeer spotted in Los Angeles. |
Florida and guns is a bad mix. |
'Skeletor' has ears removed in extreme body modification. |
Beer. Is there anything it can't do? |
Ninjas. |
Home Depot now has a drive-in? |
Rapunzel's got nothing on this girl. |
South African golfer loses his balls. |
Man's marriage proposal goes up in flames. |
Hat related crimes up in Pennsylvania. |
That must have been one blistered bat-wing. |
What does furniture moving have to do with mountain climbing? |
A $5.7 million handshake. |
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