Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

And she would have gotten away with it too, if she hadn't taken her pants off.

That is usually where the master criminal plan begins to fall down; the public nudity. At least it was for 18-year-old Wausau, Wisconsin resident Elizabeth Hoen.

She and an as-yet-unidentified man had their Friday night all planned out, and step one was dinner, and nothing satisfies a hearty Wisconsin appetite like steaks. But why buy them when you can steal them?

Kohlman's Grocery was the perfect mark and Ms. Hoen pinched the beef like a pro, secreting three beefsteaks in her purse. She and the man strolled right out of the grocery with no one the wiser.

This is where the mystery comes in. It wasn't the grocery store that called the police. They were called because a woman was spotted standing naked from the waist down on a street corner.

An odd way to celebrate a successful shoplifting to say the least.

Hoen put her pants back on when police arrived and took off running with the man. She was caught, he escaped.

Interestingly enough Hoen faces charges of resisting arrest and shoplifting, but not public nudity or indecency. She must have a really nice ass.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Scientists describe two-headed shark --*
EAST LANSING, Mich. - U.S. scientists have announced the first-ever discovery of a two-headed bull shark, confirming it was a single shark with two heads, not conjoined twins. Michigan State University researchers studying the specimen found in the uterus of an adult bull shark taken in the Gulf of Mexico April 7, 2011, said it was the first record of the phenomenon known as dicephalia ever seen in bull sharks although it has been seen before in other species of shark. "This is certainly one of those interesting and rarely detected phenomena," MSU fisheries and wildlife Professor Michael Wagner said. "It's good that we have this documented as part of the world's natural history, but we'd certainly have to find many more before we could draw any conclusions about what caused this." A fisherman found the two-headed specimen when he cut open the adult shark, Wagner said, and it died shortly thereafter. It would have had little, if any, chance to survive in the wild, he said. "You'll see many more cases of two-headed lizards and snakes," Wagner said in a university release Monday. "That's because those organisms are often bred in captivity, and the breeders are more likely to observe the anomalies." An MRI scan revealed two distinct heads, hearts and stomachs with the remainder of the body joining together in the back half of the animal to form a single tail, the researchers said.


*-- 'Hotel' offers the homeless experience --*
GOTHENBURG, Sweden - A Swedish "hotel" is offering customers the chance to sleep in "rooms" including a dirty mattress under a bridge and a sleeping bag in a public park. Faktum Hotels in Gothenburg said the $15-per-night accommodations, which it began offering in November, are designed to highlight the hardships facing the city's homeless population, The Local.se reported Monday. "We asked several of our homeless contacts where they often slept, then we set up our rooms," said Aaron Israelson, editor of Faktum magazine, which runs the business. Faktum is sold on the street by poor and homeless in Gothenburg The "rooms," which include a dirty mattress beneath a bridge, a sleeping bag in a park and a floor lined with newspaper at an abandoned mill. "Few actually make it through the night and we had a very cold, harsh winter. But some really tried, with one woman managing to stay for about four hours," Israelson said. Israelson said the aim of the project is not to make money. "Our primary mission is to spread the word about the homeless situation in this city. Gothenburg is a tough place to be homeless," Israelson said.


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Lewis, you said "The way it usually works is if the police cannot find the party to whom the money belongs then the town gets to keep it." But we all know the way it really works is the police keep it and pretend they are trying to find who it belongs to. -Chris

Lewis please tell Charlie and people of like mind, free money does not have one thing to do with the ruination of America. The thing that has ruined America is the lack of morals and conscience. When God was booted out of America that is when He took His blessings with Him.

Well, McKneely must be one tough guy. Stupid but tough. Yet seems the Doctors did not have cause to x-ray. Bet anyone who read about it, will request one, if a similar "accident" happens to them.

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