Saturday, July 30, 2011

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Sometimes, when you are searching for adult material on the Internet (I'm speaking hypothetically, of course), you will run across those hidden camera sites which claim to reveal what women do behind closed doors when they think no one is watching. I'm paraphrasing, having no actual experience with what kind of advertising copy these sites have on their web pages. But you always know that these videos are scripted and the women know exactly what is going on.

Not 100 percent necessarily.

A very weird story has surfaced concerning two young Bulgarian women who are spending the summer in Florida and working at a local wing house.

Vanya Samokovareva, 22, and Ralitsa Dzhambazova, 23, have lived in an apartment near Westchase for three months, according to the Sheriff's Office. Both students, they found an employer through Sky Travel, a Bulgarian company that helps students travel abroad for the summer to improve their English.

When they first moved into the apartment, the two women joked that the wired devices they took to be smoke detectors might be cameras, but when one of their former roommates, a man, took down one of the devices he discovered tiny cameras.

Immediately, the group followed the wires to a locked closet and broke the lock. Inside, deputies say, they found an electronic box and something that appeared to be a WiFi device.

While arrests so far have not been made, the women say that as far as they know only their landlord has a key to the apartment. The Sheriff's Office is investigating where the images may have gone and aren't sure yet if they were displayed online, but if you have been visiting those kinds of web sites recently, who knows, you might be an accessory to felony violation of privacy rights.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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The experience of baggage handlers for a local commuter airline out of SeaTac Airport is 19 of 20 vibrating suitcases is a switched on dildo. They open the case, remove the batteries and close the case and send it on it's way. -Jeff
[God I hope you're lying. I'd hate to think baggage handlers are pawing through my delicates back there in the shadowy world behind the ticket counters!]

Lewis: Once again I take pen in hand to take umbrage with all the negative comments about the police. Most states, counties and municipalities have very rigid requirements for becoming a policeman. These include a battery of tests; written, oral, physical agility, coupled with an intense physical exam. Those who meet the requirements are placed on a candidates list. A very detailed background check is done before allowing the candidate to enter the class. The academy is equally intense, consisting of classes on the Federal, State and local laws, physical training and how to "police." -Dave
[If that is true then it only means that the corruption and incompetence extends much higher than the average cop on the street.]

Lewis; I have worked in an ER for many years and a vibrator up the anus is just one of the many items that have been found up that particular orifice. Things that I remember; a mayonase jar, many vibrators, tennis balls, other balls of varying sizes and others items that I cannot remember. The explaination for the mayonase jar was that he slipped and fell in the shower and somehow the jar became lodged up his anus. We just nodded and sent him to the OR. -Wes
[What? Doesn't everybody keep mayonnaise jars in the shower?]

Hi Lewis, My first time commenting! Anyway, the fellow with the, er, "good vibrations" is not the first time I have read something like this. Around about 1994, the ferry terminal in downtown Seattle was evacuated because of a "suspicious looking package." The police were called, the bomb squad summoned, ferries delayed for hours. According to the paper, however, all the bomb squad found was some "vibrating personal devices." --Lynda-Marie

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