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Bizarre News - September 24, 2016
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
I'm no prude. I enjoy having sex doggy style, but apparently in Ohio they take doggy style seriously. At least one man does.
A Shelby, Ohio man has been arrested for having sexual relations with his 3-year-old shepherd mix. According to officials, the man was charged with two counts of animal cruelty for having sexual relations with three dogs and possibly one horse.
Whatever happened to monogamy is what I want to know.
Investigators executed a search warrant at the apartment where they seized the 3-year-old dog and the man's computer. On the computer they found pictures and stories of his sexual relations with his animals.
They also found a bestiality book, "Dearest Pet," along with signs that read 'Pets Welcomed' and a plastic, blow-up sheep. I guess the advantage of that toy is that is never says, "Naaaay."
In an unusual sign of ingenuity police say the man advertised dog walking and sitting services around town.
Investigators said that they would like to bring more serious charges, but Ohio has no laws regarding bestiality.
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*-- Boy, 8, brings dead squirrel to school, says he wants 'squirrel dumplings' --*
OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma City mother whose 8-year-old son was found to have a dead squirrel in his bag at school said the boy took his father's jokes a little too seriously. Ladye Hobson posted a photo to Facebook of the late rodent taking its final rest in the boy's school bag, explaining the discovery at school had led to an awkward phone call from the principal of Gatewood Elementary in Oklahoma City. Hobson wrote: "When the principal calls to tell you that your son has made her day, so you get excited for the good news... Only to find out that the faculty has discovered a dead squirrel in his backpack (yeah, that 50 dollar Pottery Barn backpack). When asked by the principal what possessed him to pick up this dead squirrel and store it in his backpack, my son replies with 'I really wanted squirrel dumplings for dinner tonight.' Then, she asks if I actually want the squirrel to come home with him. Y'all, I had to explain that we are from the country, but we're not THAT country. (Sorry if any of you actually eat squirrel dumplings - I don't mean that to be offensive). She said 'it looked so peaceful lying there in his bag,' then sent me this picture..." Hobson said her son, Brylan, apparently thought his father was serious when he repeatedly joked about making "squirrel dumplings" for dinner. The mother said in a blog post that Brylan came home in tears and apologized profusely, but she decided "he gets a free pass on this one." "I can't even be mad at this point. He has made the principal's day, after all," she wrote.
*-- Oregon woman totals car when spider drops from rearview mirror --*
PORTLAND, Ore. - Authorities in Oregon said a woman who lost control of her car and totaled the vehicle told investigators she was spooked by a spider. The Washington County Sheriff's Office tweeted a photo Wednesday from the scene of a morning crash in Portland's northwest Bonny Slope area. ,Investigators said the car, which ended up upside-down, went off the road when the driver lost control of the vehicle. The driver, who suffered only a minor scratch to her hand, said she panicked when a spider dropped from her rearview mirror. Deputies said the car was totaled and there was no sign of the spider at the scene. "Spider season in full swing," the sheriff's office tweeted. "Driver not injured after crash when spider drops from mirror on NW Thompson Rd today."
*-- READER COMMENTS --*
I wonder how? Legally the Cop could arrest her for being Drunk in her own home? If he did not see her driving Drunk? Sounds Fishy to me.
What are you, a lawyer? Maybe she invited him over for a nitecap?
*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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