Saturday, April 14, 2012
Greetings fellow Bizarros:Do you remember the scene in the 1999 movie "Fight Club" when the narrator is delayed at the airport because his luggage was vibrating? The airport security guys tells the narrator that nine times out of ten the vibration is caused by an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo.
If you thought that was just stupid movie crap, you'll be interested to read this story.
It seems a California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device.
When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. So they called in El Dorado County's "explosive ordinance disposal" team and evacuated "all unnecessary personnel" from the office.
The wire was found to extend from the pants pocket to the subject's anus and was connected to a vibrator. The bomb squad "rendered the device safe" and determined it was not dangerous.
The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property, hopefully after being washed or at least placed in a plastic bag.
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MyBizarreNews*-- Lawsuit: Cooks held dumplings like penises --*NEW YORK - A former worker at a famed New York restaurant filed a lawsuit alleging her co-workers would make mock penises out of dumplings then serve them to patrons. Yvonne Diaz, who worked as a bartender at the Chin Chin restaurant from 2007 until last October, said she endured multiple forms of sexual harassment and assault at the restaurant including being made to watch kitchen workers put dumplings bound for customers' plates "in their crotch areas making it look like they had big penises," the New York Post reported Thursday. Diaz also alleged in the federal lawsuit she was repeatedly groped by at least two co-workers, one of whom "pushed his erect penis into (her) buttocks area." The lawsuit also alleges owner Jimmy Chin bragged about overcharging Sean "Diddy" Combs for a bathroom mirror broken while filming a segment for his "Making the Band" TV show and once said it was a "good decision" to seat Mariah Carey in a "private section" when she arrived at the eatery "high on drugs." Chin called the allegations "frivolous" and "ridiculous nonsense."
*-- Truck driver delivers third roadside baby --*DALLAS - A truck driver whose mother was a midwife said a baby he helped deliver on the side of a Texas interstate was his third on-the-job delivery. Michael Hawthorne, a driver for Vineland, N.J., company NFI Industries, said he pulled over to check his load on a secluded stretch of road about 75 miles northwest of Dallas March 27 when Jack Smith ran over to him from a parked car and told him his wife, Tammy, was in labor and his cellphone had no service in the area, ABCNews.com reported Wednesday. "I went ahead, got my bottle of water, gloves and birth kit and took it to the car," he said. Hawthorne, whose mother and grandmother were midwives, said he started carrying a "birth kit" in his truck after helping two other couples deliver roadside babies during the past 13 years. The truck driver said the healthy baby boy was born just as emergency responders arrived. "The state police showed up. Meanwhile I am trying to keep the mother calmed. The mother gave birth. I cleaned it up what I could, wrapped the baby in a towel," he said. Sidney Brown, chief executive officer of NFI, said the company is nominating Hawthorne for a third Highway Angel Award, an award given by the Truckload Carriers Association to truck drivers who display heroism on the road. "Mike is an extraordinary individual and we're proud to have him as part of the NFI family," Brown said.
*-- READER COMMENTS --*Lewis - I'm a retired Special Ed teacher, and I can tell you that the increases in Autism diagnoses has nothing to do with "getting more money" or any other consipracy. It is diagnosed by DOCTORS and "treated" at school. These two entities have no direct connection. Human beings need to be really concerned about the increase. We don't know why it's happening and there are no really good hypotheses about the issue. Something's happening to our kids that is really bad and we have no clue as to how to stop it. Thanks. Victor
lewis, i just read this in the news yesterday. it seems pizza hut is test marketing a new stuffed pizza crust only in england. the stuffed crust will have hot dogs in it. isn't that crazy.
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It is either the beginning of a new dawn for civilization or the beginning of the end...depending on how much you like hot dogs.]
Lewis - I don't believe autism is something new - i think they've finally been able to diagnosis it - it was probably just lumped in with all other mental illnesses. Just like adults that are bi-polar and just finding out now. I have a friend who asked his mom if she ever talked to a doctor about his behavior as a child and she told him, he was considered a "problem child" - they never thought he had a mental problem.
Lewis, don't statistics dictate that the more people you have the more incidences of ADHD or other such disorders you get. Smaller famillies people.
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I have also read that the more children you have the greater the likelihood your younger children, if they are male, will be gay. A link between ADHD and homosexuality?]
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