Saturday, December 28, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Apparently the holiday season brings the penis out in some people.

In Wisconsin a postal carrier said he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed "stressed out" so he decided to deliver her mail naked.

He even told her he was going to do it. As a prank, I suppose. But whether she took him seriously or not, there was no doubting his sincerity when he showed up at her office wearing only a smile and his mail bag.

Those wacky letter carriers.

The 52-year-old was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior several days later.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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* Student expelled from Georgia high school for hugging teacher *
DULUTH, Ga. - An Atlanta-area woman says she is appealing her son's expulsion from high school for hugging a teacher. April McNair told WSB-TV, Atlanta, that her teenage son's future will be ruined if he is expelled from Duluth High School in Gwinnett County. Sam McNair, a football player at Duluth, had been hoping for an athletic scholarship to college. "We're not in a financial position to put him in a private school. If he's expelled from Gwinnett County, no other county is going to want to accept (him) in school. So you are derailing his future for him," April McNair said in a report broadcast Tuesday. The teacher filed a sexual harassment complaint against Sam, 17. He says he hugged her several times in the past and believes that if she had a problem with it she should have talked to him or his parents before filing the complaint. Both mother and son said their family hugs a lot.


* Police: Man tried to trade live alligator for beer *
MIAMI - A Florida man who tried to trade a live alligator for beer at a convenience store said he didn't know trapping the gator was illegal. Police said Fernando Caignet Aguilera, 64, brought the 4-foot alligator in a cardboard box to the Santa Ana Market in Miami's Allapattah neighborhood Dec. 10 and asked clerk Javier Herrera to accept the reptile in exchange for a 12-pack of beer, CNN reported Wednesday. Herrera told WFOR-TV, Miami, he told Aguilera to leave, and the man attempted to make the same trade with a customer. Aguilera said he found the alligator shortly before the incident and didn't know it was illegal to trap the animal. "I just picked it up here," Aguilera said. "I seen it here in the grass and I tied it up." He said he wasn't going to accept just any beer in exchange for the gator. "I wanted a Corona, because if he brings me a Natural Light or something like that I don't want it. I want a Corona, because the alligator is so beautiful," he said. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission cited Aguilera for three charges related to the illegal capture of the alligator. He faces as much as six months in jail or a $500 fine if convicted. The FWC said the alligator was released into the wild.

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