Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

They say opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one. And if the depth of the conviction has anything to do with the size of the opinion, then this guy is one, big asshole.

You may have read about him. He is Heath Campbell, the New Jersey Nazi. He has popped up in the news once or twice, mostly because of what he named his children. His daughter is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and his son is Adolf Hitler Campbell.

While this is bizarre, it is not much more bizarre than what a lot of celebrities name their kids. It is what Campbell did recently in court that really pegged the bizarre-o-meter.

After state welfare officials took his children away from him suspected child abuse, Campbell showed up for a Family Court hearing wearing a full Nazi uniform and a Hitler mustache.

Campbell was accompanied to court by a woman wearing a costume with a swastika on its sleeve and a Nazi Iron Eagle.

When asked if wearing the Nazi uniform would hurt him in the eyes of the Family Court judge, Campbell told a TV reporter, "Well, if they're good judges, and they're good people, they'll look within and not what's on the outside."

And what is on the inside is a nut-job who wears a Nazi uniform to court.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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* Women allegedly harassed group of people with animal parts *
SKANE, Sweden - Three Swedish women will face charges they allegedly used severed animal parts to harass a group of 11 people, police said. The women -- a mother and her two daughters -- are accused of harassing and intimidating the victims with the remains of dead animals, the Swedish news agency TT reported. One of the victims is believed to be the ex-boyfriend of one of the attackers, the 10 other victims all had connections to that man, police said. "They've put dolls dressed up as people in a roundabout, and parts of slaughtered animals have been placed on the dolls. The goal was to humiliate people there," Robert Loeffel of the Kronoberg County Police told Sveriges Radio. "In one of the cases, we had a slaughtered pig's head that was sitting on a doll in a manner that suggested it was a human head." Since last spring, the women also allegedly vandalized cars, put up signs, and sent dozens of text messages and letters to the victims. Prosecutors are expected to file an indictment against the women this week on charges of unlawful persecution.


* Woman collects more than 3,000 Barbie dolls *
PLANTATION, Fla. - A Florida woman who has been collecting Barbies for 23 years said her home is filled with more than 3,000 of the fashion dolls. Lori Birkeneder, 53, said her Plantation living room is filled with glass display cases for the dolls and one bedroom is completely filled with Barbies, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Tuesday. Birkeneder said she spends about $10,000 each year on Barbie dolls and accessories and another $5,000 is budgeted for visiting conventions for collectors of the toy line. She said she is attracted to the imaginative aspect of Barbie. "It's about the fun and fantasy and fashion of it all that reminds you of when you were a kid, and if you want to be philosophical about it, of simpler times," Birkeneder said. "For most collectors, that's what it is about."


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
I tried Donna's idea, moving my right foot clockwise while drawing the number 6 in the air with my right hand, but my foot did not change direction. Go figure. -Chris
[Maybe you're a mutant. Although that would be a rather lame mutant power compared to, say, weather control or telepathy.]

Lewis, The story about the bucket list reminds of the difference between a good friend and a really, really good friend. If TZ got caught doing some of is antics, as a friend, you would bail him out. However, if you were his really, really good friend you would be sitting beside him saying, "Damn, that was fun." -Jim
[Not even close. Apparently you never read the story about TZ and the transvestite hooker in Las Vegas.]

Lewis, The irony to this IRS story is that: "This case should serve as a warning that our office, working with our law enforcement partners, will not tolerate attempts to steal... the money of the taxpayers of this country" - unless you are a member of Congress! -Mike

Hmm, if the dead can vote in Chicago, why can't collect tax returns from the dead in NY? NY is just as corrupt as Chicago.
[They do. It is call an estate tax or a death tax.]

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