Saturday, October 6, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

We have all heard the jokes about Chinese restaurants serving cat meat instead of chicken or pork. Well, wouldn't you know it, the joke's on us. That isn't cat. It's probably venison.

Customers at the Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, Ky., alerted authorities after they spotted something they probably wish they hadn't: restaurant employees wheeling road kill back to the kitchen.

The road kill was apparently a deer stuffed into a trash can. "There was actually a blood trail they were mopping up behind the garbage can," customer Katie Hopkins said. "There was a tail, and like a foot and a leg sticking out of the garbage can, and they wheeled it straight back into the kitchen." Local health inspector Paul Lawson was called in to investigate. Lawson said the restaurant owners told him they didn't know they were doing anything wrong. "They said they didn't know they weren't allowed to do that. So that makes me concerned that maybe they could have before. They didn't admit to doing it before." The owner said he didn't plan to serve the deer to customers-instead he planned to use it to feed his family.

The restaurant has been temporarily shut down but will be eligible to reopen as soon as it passes another health inspection and proves it has been washed and sanitized.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Even More Bizarre October Holidays --*
October 21 is Babbling Day
October 22 is National Nut Day
October 23 is National Mole Day
October 24 is National Bologna Day
October 25 is Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is Mule Day
October 27 is Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is Hermit Day
October 30 is National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day

*-- Five days in jail for sandwich attack --*
MELBETA, Neb. - A Nebraska man accused of pushing his wife onto a bed and rubbing a sandwich in her face has been sentenced to five days in jail. Larry Spurling, 50, of Melbeta pleaded no contest Monday to a charge of disturbing the peace stemming from the Sunday incident and was sentenced to five days in jail, KETV, Omaha, reported Thursday. Spurling's wife, whose name was not reported, told police her husband was angry at her for "making him live in the county" and he was upset about "being bored since there is no place for him to walk." She said he consumed three 24-ounce cans of a malt liquor with an 8 percent alcohol content during the argument and she eventually "got tired" of fighting and made herself a sandwich. The woman said Spurling followed her into the bedroom, pulled her hair, pushed her onto the bed and rubbed the sandwich on her face.

*-- Prison wardens reprimanded over movie --*
LENINGRAD, Russia - Russian prosecutors said administrators at a prison were reprimanded for showing female inmates "The Next Three Days," a movie depicting a jailbreak. Leningrad Region prosecutors released a statement saying prison officials signed off on showing the 2010 film despite the plot of the movie involving Russell Crowe's character staging a jailbreak for his wife, played by Elizabeth Banks, RIA Novosti reported Thursday. The statement said the film "fails to promote correction of inmates and prevention of new crimes." The prosecutors reprimanded the prison administrators and confiscated the movie, which the statement dubbed a "Hollywood jailbreak manual."

*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Hey, Lewis! I'd gladly accept that $65,000,000 dowry to marry that hot Chinese lesbian, and her female partner would be welcome to live with us. Not only would I have wealth and a lovely wife but I'd also have something entertaining to watch. And if she's not into "bi" then I'm sure I'd get to have a lover on the side. Face it. It's a win-win situation for the lucky guy who goes for it.
[I'm glad you picked up on the subtlety of the situation.]

That doggy surfing stunt sounds very cruel to me. Why would a person want to do that to their pets???? I love animals especially pets but they are at the mercy of their brain dead owners. Next thing they will do is to put infants on surfboards. SCAREY!!! By the way Jodie's comment was very cute. -Judy
[I agree. Much better they end up in the chow mein. Whoa! The kid's still got it.]

hey, if they turn the prison into a hotel, and have chains available, my fiance would book a room in a minute!
[It's fun to have a kinky partner, isn't it?]

*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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