Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Greetings fellow Bizarros:It's still better dental care than most Brits get. A Pennsylvania man has pleaded guilty to reckless endangerment after his teenage son tried to pull out his own teeth because he hadn't been taken to a dentist.
40-year-old Francisco Torres told a judge that he "procrastinated" about get the boy dental care.
Police say the boy tried to pull out his teeth after complaining of pain for several months. He broke two teeth and needed emergency surgery to have the fragments removed.
Torres told the court he had insurance problems that contributed to the delay.
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*-- Youth in handcuffs turns self in --*LOWELL, Ind. - Police in Indiana say a teenager walked into their station with handcuffs on his wrists and told them he was wanted on a warrant. Indiana State Police at the Lowell Post said Zachary Keilman, 18, of Rensselaer walked into the post about 2 p.m. Thursday and told Sgt. Alan Jamerson he believed there was a warrant for his arrest, The (Merrillville) Post-Tribune reported Monday. Keilman rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and showed Jamerson there were handcuffs on his wrists with the middle chain cut. Keilman said he had been detained by a Newton County sheriff's deputy while attending a party with alleged underage drinking and had escaped the deputy's car while other party-goers were being questioned. However, Keilman said he later realized he had left his identification in the deputy's car. Keilman, who was taken to the Newton County Jail and released on bond Friday, faces a felony count of escape and a misdemeanor count of resisting law enforcement.
*-- Homecoming queen kicks winning field goal --*PINCHNEY, Mich. - The first girl to play on a Michigan high school's varsity football team was crowned homecoming queen and then went out and kicked a game-winning field goal. Brianna Amat, a Pinchney High soccer star turned varsity football kicker, said she received a note at half-time of the Friday night game against Grand Blanc telling her to come out of the locker room and she was shocked to find herself crowned homecoming queen, WJBK-TV, Detroit, reported Monday. Later, with 5 minutes left in the third quarter, Amat kicked a 31-yard field goal, a personal record, to win the game 9-7.
*-- READER COMMENTS --*So in Texas, you can't sell a vibrating dildo shaped like a penis, but you can elect them to public office? -Lisa
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Do a lot of Texas politicians vibrate?]
Hi Lewis, I haven't written to you in a while, but this one has me rolling on the floor. It's really illegal to make or sell sex toys in Texas or any state? How backward is that? I think I am going to start a dildo underground and smuggle them to those states...should make a killing haha. Oh wait...I guess people could probably just get what they want online. Darn. -Mike
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I have told the bosses for years that we should get into the adult industry, but as you pointed out it is ubiquitous now.]
Hi Lewis, Here's one for you: Cops were called because a customer in a casino touched a waitress on her butt and he refused to leave. The cops claim that the customer tried to punch the officer first, but the video shows different. Talk about abuse of power. Thanks for many years of entertainment! -Carrie
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Oh, police hate amateur video, just hate it. It makes it so much more difficult to violate the rights of the citizens.]
If you kill someone it should mean life in prison. You still got a better deal then the victim. Not 10 years which is the norm in most states. Less then ten years with parole in three is not appropriate for any death when there was intent to kill. If we guaranteed all murders got 30 years for every three we lock up we get at least one less victim possibly more. Isn't that worth it? -John
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And if you got rid of all the non-violent, first-time drug offenders there would be plenty of room in the prisons, too.]
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