Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

We have always been pretty adventurous here in the office. We used to do some pretty stupid things. Office chair races and water cooler bottle bowling are just a couple things that come to mind.

But since we started doing these video product reviews things are starting to get downright chaotic around here. Most recently we picked up something called the Cyber Flyer RC Mini Helicopter.

Our resident college kid Zack spent an hour piloting this thing around the office while our AV guy followed him around with a video camera. Oh, he had a lot of fun with it, but an office is not the ideal venue for such an adventure. He buzzed our customer service manager Tammy while she was on the phone with a customer and she screamed right into the phone. That is not good customer service. You can see her in the video looking calm and collected, but two minutes prior to that she was ready to give Zack a good smack.

The Cyber Flyer is probably the best mini RC we have ever carried. Typically these little mini helicopters are very difficult to control (unless you get one of those big two or three hundred dollar ones). But because of its simplicity this ones takes off and maintains altitude with ease. I could even do it.

Click here and check out the video to see just how easy.

This is perfect for all ages, whether you are a beginner or skilled expert in the field of R/C aviation. You'll be so surprised how durable this item is compared to much more expensive RC Copters.

Click Here and Order Today!

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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regarding the 92-year-old denied liquor. I fault the movie "Benjamin Buttons" some people thought it was a documentary. -Jack
[It was. A documentary on how to bore the hell out of an audience for 160 minutes.]

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