Saturday, December 29, 2012
Greetings fellow Bizarros:Happy Holidays, folks! I hope everyone is planning a fun and safe New Year's Eve. Remember, friends don't let friends drive drunk, click it or ticket, beer before liquor never sicker, liquor before beer never fear, always split aces and eights, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, when the going gets tough the tough get going, no glove no love, and that's never going to heal if you don't stop picking at it.
But seriously, folks, this is our last issue of the year, and what a year it has been. We've covered a lot of issues and had some spirited debates, but it has all been done in a spirit of community, and that is what Bizarre News is all about. That and having a good laugh at the expense of others.
So enjoy the holiday, stay safe, and I will talk to you all next year!
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Email Lewis*-- Bizarre January Holidays --*January 1 is First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is Bird Day
January 6 is Bean Day
January 7 is Old Rock Day
January 8 is National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is Play God Day
January 10 is Peculiar People Day
January 11 is National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is Hat Day
January 16 is Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is National Popcorn Day
January 20 is National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is National Hugging Day
January 22 is National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is Opposite Day
January 26 is Australia Day
January 27 is Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is National Cornchip Day
January 30 is Escape Day
January 31 is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
*-- Christmas is best day to bust cheaters --*LONDON - A British divorce lawyer says Christmas Day is the top day for "text message bustings" of unfaithful spouses. Ayesha Vardag said she has noticed Christmas Day has become the most popular day of the year for suspicious spouses to conduct the "text message bustings" by finding messages sent to or from an unfaithful significant other, The Daily Telegraph reported Tuesday. "It is really very sad," said Vardag, whose high-profile cases include representing German heiress Katrin Radmacher in her $160.8 million divorce case. "There is a psychological sense of Christmas being the barometer of how a family is doing. But the other thing we find a lot is that there are a lot of text message 'bustings' on Christmas Day, usually because the husband leaves the phone around and the mistress is sending messages. "We see that a lot ... it is amazing how many times that is what catches people out," she said. "It has just become very obvious and transparent. Husbands will go off and call the mistress and then the wife will wonder where they were or who they were calling, they will either find the number on there or the text message. "I do wonder whether there is an element of people wanting to get caught because it is an easier way of dealing with it than saying that they want to leave," Vardag said.
*-- Group blasts playground yo-yo ban --*LONDON - A British health and safety watchdog criticized teachers for banning yo-yos on a playground, saying safety concerns are based on myth. The Health and Safety Executive, a non-governmental public agency, said teachers at the school -- whose name was not reported -- went "over the top" in banning children from paying with yo-yos on the playground, The Sun reported Tuesday. The organization's "mythbusters" panel, which criticizes organizations for taking safety measures deemed to be based in myth, said there is no real reason to ban the traditional toys. The group questioned other recent restrictions, including the case of a charity chop banning knitting needles to prevent people from stabbing themselves and airlines ceasing to sell boiled sweets in case passengers choke on them.
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