Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Now this sounds like the end of a fun date. Authorities say a Wichita, Kansas woman stripped nude in a police car and kicked out of a window.

It happened Friday night when police responded to report that a 35-year-old was exposing herself to residents at an apartment complex.

A police spokesperson said the woman was partially clothed when officers arrived. She was arrested, handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a patrol car. She then somehow managed to take the rest of her clothes off, because at that point why not?

She then kicked out a side rear window.

The woman was arrested on suspicion of public nudity and criminal damage to property. Police said there is "no indication" whether the woman was under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Other than all of the public nudity, of course.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Man dreams up zombie theme park in Detroit --*
DETROIT - A Michigan man said he is trying to raise $145,000 to build a zombie apocalypse theme park in Detroit. Marc Siwak, 40, said he is looking to buy or lease abandoned property to host Z World Detroit, a theme park that would be primarily comprised of a paintball-like game where players try to "kill" hoards of actors portraying the undead before they are bitten and join the zombie swarms, the Detroit Free Press reported Monday. Siwak said he hopes his plan will help revitalize the struggling city. "I think we have a great opportunity to do something unique. Can't we do something more creative than just walking away from chunks of the city?" he said. Siwak said his online fundraising efforts at www3.indiegogo.com/zworlddetroit will continue until Aug. 10. "Realistically, it needs to attract a local developer," he said. "We're just some people with an idea." However, mayoral spokeswoman Naomi Patton responded negatively to an e-mailed question about whether the city's Planning and Development Department would consider such a project to be a suitable means of land use. "No. And the city has no additional comment on this proposal," Patton said.

*-- Man pleads guilty to tying kids to car --*
FORT WAYNE, Ind. - A Fort Wayne, Ind., father pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated, with four young children strapped to the hood of his car. Aaron Stefanski, 29, pleaded guilty Monday to three counts of neglect of a dependent and one charge of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, The (Fort Wayne) Journal Gazette reported. A storeowner called 911 earlier this year after seeing Stefanski and Jessica Clark secure their kids to the hood of his car using yellow tow straps. The responding officers caught Stefanski driving with his 4- and 5-year-old sons, his 6-year-old daughter and Clark's 7-year-old daughter strapped to the hood. When they stopped him, officers smelled alcohol on his breath. When asked why he strapped the children to the hood, court documents show Stefanski told officers: "I was only going to drive around the corner. I thought they would like it." Stefanski's blood alcohol content was 0.17, more than twice the legal limit. Clark has been charged with neglect of a dependent and her trial date is scheduled for next month. Stefanski's children were released into the custody of their mother. He will have supervised visitation and will be required to attend parenting classes.

*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Lewis; Hey, if my girl refused to have sex with me I think I could see getting mad and holding up a 7-11 in a depraved, mindless and idiotic sort of way. Did the guy think that his reasons would have the cop say "Oh then it's all ok, I understand". -Wes
[You only stick up convenience stores out of sexual frustration if you do not have high-speed Internet access.]

Hi Lewis, A guy in my home town years ago, his girlfriend dumped him so he decided to end it all. He put a shotgun under his chin but had to stretch to reach the trigger which made him tip his head back. When the gun went off, it didn't kill him but it blew his chin, jaw, and nose off. -Chuck
[Bet he's saving a fortune on razors and shaving cream.]

didn't some guy blame the sugar in Hostess Twinkies as his excuse for killing both the mayor and a city supervisor in San Francisco years ago and a gullible jury bought that lame excuse? So if sugar justifies murder then perhaps caffiene justifies being a pervert. (I'm being sarcastic.)
--R.S.R.
[Sugar justifies murder, caffeine justifies being a pervert and now it looks like sexual frustration might justify robbery. I wonder what I can O.D on and then do something stupid and not face any consequences?]

Hey Lewis, Okay, I've been reading for years and been puzzled by this. Maybe you can clear this up for me. What exactly is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day? Do you make a sacrifice to purchase cheese?? I could never figure out what that means. Love your stuff - keep the bizarre coming. -Louise
[Just like the ancient Jews would buy animals to give to the Rabbis to sacrifice in order to expiate their sins, you buy cheese on that particular day to sacrifice to your stomach god.]

*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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