Bizarre News - November 4, 2015

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

There are lots of different kinks. Exhibitionism is one; getting naked in a public place. Food is another. If you have ever poured chocolate syrup on your partner's nipples you know about that one.

But one 23-year-old woman in Florida decided to combine both. In a Johnny Rockets restaurant. Video of the incident was posted on social media.

According to an incident report, Angelic Valle walked into the restaurant topless and began turning over tables and chairs. A witness said her eyes were open wide, and she was laughing and breathing heavy.

Valle is also accused of charging at several men in the crowd and taking off the lower part of her bikini. Police said she then laid naked on a table and poured ketchup on herself while dancing.

A witness told Valle that the cops were coming and she grabbed a towel and left, telling the crowd, "Look me up on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook," police said. She later came back with clothes on for her shoes and bag, but left again before officers arrived.

Miami Beach police eventually caught up with Valle and arrested her on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, incite to riot, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Police are still searching for a man involved in the incident. He is also wanted on lewd and lascivious charges, because cellphone video shows him touching Valle's vagina while she was lying on a table.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Woman charged with trespassing after tiger bites her hand --*
OMAHA - A woman in Omaha was accused of trespassing after sneaking into a local zoo and being bitten by a tiger on Halloween night. Jacqueline Edie, 33, is currently being treated for injuries on her left hand at the Creighton University Medial Center. Edie, who showed signs of intoxication and acted aggressively towards hospital staff, allegedly snuck into the Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium Saturday night to pet an 18-year-old Malayan tiger named Mai. Zoo officials say that upon reaching into the animal's cage, the tiger bit Edie's hand and caused severe trauma. A friend then transported Edie to the hospital. Police say the incident may have occurred at 4 a.m. The incident is currently under investigation by the Omaha Police Department. How Edie managed to enter the zoo is still under investigation. Executive director Dennis Pate told Sky News additional cameras are being installed at the zoo, which is currently staffed by 24-hour security personnel and equipped with computerized locks for entry and exit points. Zoo patron Ron Hegg told Omaha.com the tiger's actions were understandable. "It's not like it got loose and attacked someone," Hegg said. "It was just protecting its territory."


*-- 'Star Wars' villain Emperor Palpatine wins seat on Ukrainian city council --*
ODESSA, Ukraine - A man running for a Ukrainian city council seat under the name of Emperor Palpatine, the villain from the Star Wars films, won with more than 54 percent of votes. Aleksandr Borovik, 25, who used the Sith Lord's name and costume in his campaign for the Odessa city council, was one of nearly 50 candidates in the election to use names taken from the Star Wars films. Borovik, who identified himself as holding the position of "emperor" for "LLC Palpatine Finance Group," won more than 54 percent of votes for his seat. Odessa has recently seen a surge in Star Wars-related news after a statue of Vladimir Lenin was transformed into Darth Vader last week, and a man in a Chewbacca costume was arrested while campaigning for city council candidate Darth Vader. The emperor's election was decried by mayoral candidate Sasha Borovik in a Facebook post. "I can't understand, but all the same respect, the choice of those who voted for the current government," he wrote. "We all have our own choices ... but it's above my understanding. People, what's wrong with you?"


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Maybe I should move to South Dakota. A drunken 24 year old woman might break into my home and get into bed with me. -David
[Or maybe you should try hanging out in Miami Beach.]

How do I get a drunk 24 year old woman to break into my house and try to breast feed me? Some kids have all the luck. -Scott
[Breast milk or ketchup...that's a tough one.]

Way to go Trigger! Next time go for the crotch!

Four more than five years? Really? That would be nine, or do you need an editor? -Piddy

*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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