Saturday, February 18, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Sometimes neighbors can have annoying habits, like playing music too loud, not bringing their garbage cans in...and slaughtering and eating the neighborhood cats.

This little culinary curiosity happened in California, where things tend to be pretty liberal, but where eating someone else's family pet is apparently still crossing the line.

The unusual dining habits of 35-year-old Jason Wilmert were discovered when neighbors said they had heard sounds of a shrieking cat.

"I heard a cat cry," one neighbor said. "It was a weird cry, real loud." When he went outside to investigate, he saw Wilmert firing up a burner.

"I smelled cooking. It smelled like some awful meat," he said.

A deputy later told him that Wilmert had been skinning cats alive and eating them.

The supervising deputy district attorney would not comment on the case, but he confirmed that, "the individual is being prosecuted for using cats as a food source."

Which is apparently a crime.

And the most bizarre part is he isn't even Korean.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- READER COMMENTS --*
That comment about British food was racist! -Michael
[I'd say it was more national-ist, or maybe more specifically culture-ist, but most importantly it is true!]

Lewis, you included Michael's non-PC "racist" quip in your comments section. My guess is that you did so because you were just using it as an example of the kind of offensive humor that you do not approve of, right?
[Anybody and anything is open to a few well-aimed barbs as far as I am concerned.]

I don't really understand the big deal about boobs. They are not really anything other than big gobs of fat when not lactating. -Billie
[Boobs are the center of the universe. They are the reason the sun comes up in the morning, the reason wars are fought and the reason human kind raised itself out of the primordial ooze to subdue the world. They are the wellspring of human kindness. And they're pretty fun to play with, too.]

*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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