Saturday, May 12, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Mexico may be behind the rest of North America in a lot of ways, but in one area they are excelling; child porn. Here in the United States, for example, someone has to put in the time to find the children to be exploited, then there is the investment in candy and Jesus Juice and a safe location has to be found.

Meanwhile in Mexico, a group of sixth graders have skipped all of these steps and gone straight to producing a porno themselves. Even so far as putting it up on the Internet.

Campeche State Education Department spokesman Omar Kantun said the video was apparently made in an empty classroom during recess.

"It is real, the case is real, the video exists," Kantun said. "The Education Department is very concerned."

Kantun said the teacher who uses the classroom did not appear to have been present when the video was made. He said no disciplinary action has been taken against any students or teachers as of yet. However, some filmmaking credits may be transferable toward secondary education.

Three boys are seen on the video engaging in various kinds of activity recorded on a cellphone by a fourth person, apparently another student.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Since all but me and two neighbors are the only ones left that haven't had home invasions; I sleep with a hair trigger rat terrier in bed, a 12ga unplugged hiding behind a curtain and a .50 cal. Desert Eagle under the mattress. That's why I pray for a home invasion every night. To make the world a safer place. -Mark, way down in Texas.
[I never would have guessed you're from Texas. And I bet you don't have little kids, either.]

If that Jennings guy in Arizona is so stupid as to leave a loaded, unlocked gun lying around when there are children living in the home, how did he manage to father kids in the first place? Did somebody stick it in for him and then push on his butt until he was done? What a RETARD! -Jody
[Sounds like you really thought that out.]

Hi Lewis, really enjoy you're "Bizarre News" - I think what the guy in Ottawa is doing is called "sharking" and I believe it started in Europe, although the groping/fondling part is usually not part of the plan - also, they go after girls/women who are wearing strapless tops. Have a great day! -Russ in Phoenix, Az

Can you explain the value of a locked up, unloaded gun in the case of an intruder? Sure, if you are into guns for target shooting and other sporting events, that's the way to go, but for protection???? -Stan
[They sell gun safes that you can bolt to the wall in your closet with a four-digit finger pad combination which will open the safe in about three seconds. A friend of mine has one. Completely child-proof and almost instantly accessible.]

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