Saturday, September 8, 2012
Greetings fellow Bizarros:A dance studio instructor in western Canada says the pole-dancing class she intends to provide children is a healthy workout and has nothing to do with sex.
While X-rated images of exotic dancers might come to mind when mention is made of pole-dancing, Kristy Craig of Duncan's Twisted Grip Dance and Fitness Studio says anyone thinking along that line is way off base. "There is nothing provocative. There is nothing sexual about it," she said. "It's pure fitness and strength and fun. I mean kids love climbing trees. They will climb anything."
Craig, who notes she has never worked in the adult entertainment industry, says she already has four children as young as 5, including one boy, signed up for her Little Spinners pole-dancing lessons. The kids' parents also take classes at the studio, she said.
The network said pole-dancing has gained popularity world-wide in recent years, with children as young as 7 being allowed to compete at the Russian national championships in St. Petersburg.
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*-- Teen posed as cop in shoplifting scheme --*PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Florida teenager who admitted to posing as a police officer as part of a scheme to shoplift from a Walmart with a friend described himself as "stupid." The 17-year-old, whose name was not released, admitted to WPBF-TV, West Palm Beach, Fla., he wore a pellet gun on his hip and flashed a badge Monday at the Walmart in Port St. Lucie to "arrest" a 14-year-old friend he described to employees as a shoplifting suspect. However, an employee was suspicious and followed the boys to the parking lot, where the older teenager was seen releasing the younger boy. Police said the younger teen had taken several packages of Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards from the store. "I mean, everybody's stupid, just not like this," the 17-year-old told WPBF-TV. He has been charged with shoplifting, impersonating a police officer and resisting arrest without violence. The 14-year-old was arrested on charges of shoplifting and resisting arrest without violence.
*-- Man got store credit for stolen toilet --*SOMERSET, Pa. - Pennsylvania State Police said they arrested a man caught on camera stealing a toilet from a store and immediately returning the item for store credit. Investigators said Bobby Clifford Smith?III, 32, was caught on camera Aug. 28 taking the toilet from a Lowes home improvement store in Somerset and going directly to the customer service line, where he exchanged the toilet for $667.34 in store credit without presenting a receipt, the Johnstown (Pa.) Tribune-Democrat reported Thursday. Smith was arraigned Tuesday on a retail theft charge and held in lieu of $30,000 bail.
*-- READER COMMENTS --*Uh, does Doug not remember that for his first two years BHO had a Democratic House and Senate who basically rubber stamped everything he wanted? This is just another example of liberals trying to distort the facts. I guess they believe that if you tell a big lie long enough and loud enough that some people will believe it. -Dave
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Bob Woodward would agree with you. In an excerpt from his new book he writes, "With the president taking charge, though, Obama found that he had little history with members of Congress to draw on. His administration's early decision to forego bipartisanship for the sake of speed around the stimulus bill was encapsulated by his then-chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel: "We have the votes. F--- 'em," he's quoted in the book as saying.]
ref training people to be moral.. Psychologists say that if you do not have a moral compass by the time you are a teenager.. you'll never have one. -corky
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Which is why you should start beating your kids early!]
Lewis, there is at least one place where you can get beer and sex, and is legal. It is in Nevada, and it is called the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. It's one of the few legal bar/brothels in the United States. -Chris
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Which explains why Nevada has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country. Everybody is too busy getting drunk and getting handies.]
Lewis, I must take exception to your blanket statement regarding military training. I don't know what the military teaches now, but when I was in the Air Force, basic training taught honor and respect to the new recruits. Which I believe is part of morality. If you live your life in an honorable fashion, does it not reflect that you have morals? I agree that the parents probably have the greatest impact on developing a childs morals, but that is not the only place they can be developed. -Jerry
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