Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Crocodile Dundee, Austin Powers, the Irish dude in 'The Crying Game' and the man in today's story are just a few of the people who can't tell that "It's a man, baby!"

Talk about your worst nightmare (for most men, anyway), a Belgian man is seeking to have his marriage annulled after discovering that his Indonesian wife of 19 years had been born a man.

The man, only named as Jan, married Monica, his family's former au pair in a previous marriage, in 1993 despite legal difficulties raised by the Belgian immigration authorities.

But it was only in recent weeks that he discovered that his wife had originally been a man and had undergone a sex change.

"I feel I've been assaulted," he told a local newspaper. "I brought her to Belgium. That was not easy. The Belgian courts had serious doubts about the authenticity of her birth and her identity papers, but eventually they accepted it anyway. I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits."

Jan, 64, said that he and his wife had decided not to have children because he had two by his previous marriage and she fooled him by pretending to menstruate.

"Even during sex, I never noticed anything," he said.

Sounds like a pretty successful operation to me!

For many years the couple lived a normal family life until their marriage started to come under strain. Rumors began to surface after Jan found "amorous messages" from other men on her computer.

Once he started investigating a friend told him that he had heard Monica was actually a sex-changed man.

"I pushed her against the wall and said: Now I know the truth. Are you a man? She then announced that she was born as a boy and that she had been operated on. She was now a woman, and so she did not need to tell me about her past as a man. My world collapsed. That evening came to blows. The police came."

Jan, who is undergoing psychiatric treatment following the discovery, has started legal proceedings to have the marriage annulled but the Belgian courts have so far refused to allow him to turn her out of the family home.

Just think, if "she" had not started cheating on him Jan might still be climbing into the old saddle, happily ignorant of his wife's missing man bits.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Army lieutenant breaks back flip record --*
EL PASO, Texas - A U.S. Army lieutenant performed 49 back flips at halftime of a University of Texas-El Paso football game to set a Guinness world record. Second Lt. Jalyessa Walker, 23, a former cheerleader at the school, performed the feat Saturday during halftime of UTEP's game against Rice University to break the record of 35 back flips set by Miranda Ferguson, 16, a Texas high school cheerleader, the El Paso Times reported Monday. Walker said the total, which will be a world record if approved by Guinness, was one flip short of her goal. "I wish I didn't run out of room so I could have done 50," Walker said. "As soon as I hit the concrete, I was starting to get tired and scared because I didn't want to fall."


*-- Russians offered end-of-world kit for $27 --*
MOSCOW - Russians can face the Mayan apocalypse fully prepared thanks to a kit being sold that includes a bottle of vodka and -- as a nod to pessimists -- some rope. For those who think they might have a chance of surviving whatever comes on Dec. 21, the kits contain other staples: a packet of buckwheat, a can of fish, candles, matches, notepad, pencil, heart and other medication, and soap. It also has a helpful tutorial on post-apocalypse board games to pass the time after the world as we know it comes to an end. The kits, produced by a local bridal party operator as a joke gift, cost 890 rubles ($27), RIA Novosti reported Monday. Funny or not, the sale of more than 1,000 of the kits prompted local officials to put the kibosh on the operation because special permits are needed to sell alcohol or medication. The kits are in response to the supposed cataclysm to come at the end to the 5,000-year Mayan calendar, which lists Dec. 21 as its final date.


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
About the woman in Sweden who was using human bones as sex toys..... maybe she wanted to become a Sex Ed teacher and was just "boning" up on the subject! -BB
[Yeah, talk about getting boned.]

I wonder if the states that want to leave the union realize that they would have to foot the bill for everyone on welfare and all those lazy ones to come? What about school support, city & state services and everything else the federal govt. pays for? None of them can afford to leave. MORONS!!
[The federal government pays for city and state services? I hope not. The federal bureaucracy is bad enough as it is. Can you imagine if it administrated your local government!]

Hi Lewis, You've probably heard about the Florida man who died after winning a roach-eating contest? I guess it's good he won the contest, otherwise his death would have been in vain. -Carolyn
[Heard about it? It was in Bizarre News last month. You need to keep up!]

*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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