Saturday, December 17, 2011

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned, especially if that woman is into taxidermy. That's what 20-year-old Terry Nowakowski learned the hard way when he walked out on his ex-girlfriend Chelsea.

The two lived together in Zephyrhills, Florida, despite being broken up, for financial reasons and for the sake of their 3-year-old daughter. But when Terry walked outside to call his current girlfriend, Chelsea got upset.

Maybe she was hoping they would eventually reconcile.

Whatever the reason she locked the door on him and wouldn't let him back inside. Not being the kind of man who takes being locked out of his own house lightly, he broke the door in, whereupon he was met with a face full of deer antlers.

Chelsea, having armed herself with a stuffed deer head, began striking him in the face and body with the antlers.

Terry ended up with cuts and swelling on his face from the attack, while Chelsea was charged with domestic battery and ordered held without bail.

The deer head is being held as evidence.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Oregon man arrested in light saber attack --*
PORTLAND, Ore. - Police in Oregon said they arrested a man accused of assaulting fellow Toys R Us customers with a toy light saber. Portland police said officers responded to the store at 9:51 p.m. Wednesday on a report of a man attacking customers with the "Star Wars" toy, and they arrived to find the man swinging the light saber around in the parking lot and shouting incoherent statements. An officer used a Taser on the man, but he was able to use the light saber to break one of the wires, police said. They said the man was tackled to the ground and continued to struggle while being taken into custody. The man, identified as David Allen Canterbury, 33, was taken to a local hospital for a mental evaluation. Police said he is being charged with three counts of assault in the fourth degree, one count of disorderly conduct in the second degree, one count of theft in the third degree, one count of resisting arrest and one count of interfering with a police officer.

*-- Cat gets new home in exchange for kidney --*
MEMPHIS - A cat destined for euthanasia in a Philadelphia animal shelter has a new life and new home after giving up a kidney to a cat in Memphis, Tenn. Catherine Addy-Bernstein, whose Siamese cat, Opie, suffered from terminal kidney disease, agreed to take the year-old stray, Cadbury, the Memphis Commercial Appeal reported. That is one of the requirements of a feline transplant program that matches pets in need of organs with potential donors in shelters. This week, Addy-Bernstein and the two cats marked the three-month anniversary of the surgery. Both cats are doing well, although Addy-Bernstein said the anti-rejection medication makes Opie short-tempered. She said the two cats have a "special connection" and Cadbury occasionally licks Opie on a spot just above the kidney. Opie, now 12 years old, had suffered from kidney disease for years. But the disease worsened during the summer and a vet gave him two months to live without a transplant. Opie is scheduled to be featured on the Animal Planet show "Must Love Cats" early next year.

*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Lewis...Regarding the story of the nutsack at the Fred Meyer in Washington who sliced off the security guard's ear.... he was just pissed because he had to settle for a stolen Marilyn Manson CD instead of the Molly Hatchet one! -BB

Hi Lewis, I use to be a transportation officer for juveniles back in the 90's. The baggy pants were a big thing even back then. My partner had the perfect solution to this unsightly problem. When we picked the kids up at the detention center and the pants were disgustingly low my partner gave them the choice of using there belt properly or getting a wedgee. They always picked the belt. Thanks for all the interesting stories and Merry Christmas to you. -Maggie
[Maybe kids in a detention center have less to say about "transportation officers" physically assaulting them.]

Lewis; As I understand it, the wearing of pants below their underwear comes out of prison culture where a man is showing other men that he is available for sex by wearing his pants low. It's called "jailen". I wonder how many young men would wear their pants low if they knew this? -Wes

Issuing belts to these kids isn't going to make any difference. I see boys with belts AND saggy britches (belted just under the hipbone) all the time. It's THE STYLE. The only way to stop it is to forbid it. Enact a dress code that says undergarments may not show.
[Am I the only one to see an opportunity for profit in this? If somebody gave me a free belt every day I'd have those suckers on craigs or eBay in a heartbeat.]

*-- END OF READER COMMENTS --*
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