Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

As the progress of racial acceptance and blindness marches on we are treated to stories of tolerance and hope like this one...

Police arrested a 52-year-old woman Saturday after she reportedly doused Chinese restaurant patrons in soy sauce and chocolate milk.

Officers were called about 1 p.m. to the Dim Sum King in Seattle after the woman entered the restaurant, told guests to "go back to China" and flipped over customers' plates, according to police reports.

She also allegedly spit on a man and covered him and his baby with soy sauce.

Police arrived at the restaurant to find several people standing outside, covered in food, reports say.

The woman slapped an officer trying to contact her in the arm. Police arrested and booked her for investigation of harassment and assault of an officer.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Motorcycle stolen and recovered twice within 24 hours --*
ST. LOUIS - A Missouri man said his Harley-Davidson motorcycle was stolen and recovered twice in the space of about 24 hours. David Dickinson, 61, of St. Louis, said the 2006 Dyna Wide Glide was in a trailer in front of his house with a flat tire and someone took the bike and trailer sometime between 3:30 a.m. and 10 a.m. Aug. 20, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported Tuesday. Dickinson filed a police report and the motorcycle and trailer were found later in the day behind a stolen truck about 5 miles away. The trailer was towed to Dickinson's son's house, where he thought it would be more secure, but the motorcycle was gone from the trailer by 4:45 a.m. Aug. 21. The motorcycle was spotted by a neighbor in the parking lot of an apartment complex about a mile away. Dickinson said he isn't taking any more chances with the bike. "I put a lock, chain and a padlock on it," he said.


*-- Naked man leads Spanish police on motor scooter chase --*
UTRERA, Spain - Police in Spain said they arrested a man accused of fleeing police while drunkenly riding a motor scooter in the nude. Investigators said a pair of Civil Guard traffic units in Utrera responded early Sunday to reports of a nude man riding a scooter unsteadily on a local road and the man allegedly refused to stop when ordered, fleeing "in a reckless manner," The Local.es reported Monday. The man endangered pedestrians during the chase by riding up on sidewalks, police said. The man eventually fled on foot and fell into a field of sunflowers, police said. The suspect is facing charges of reckless driving and driving under the influence of alcohol.

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Those idiots attempt to rob a Car wash sucked! -Jim Smith

Sounds like the hospital was using the OTC drug tests which will pop positive for morphine, etc when a poppy seed food was eaten recently. Positives are supposed to be followed up with a 2nd test that is lab tested. -Martin

Hi Lewis, All in all, another great issue! What I wonder, (with the story of the baby taken from the mom for testing positive for opiates) is when the various governmental and social welfare and human resources departments are going to finally stop using that particular urine test? It is WELL KNOWN for false positives. There have been enough high dollar judgments passed down in favor of the folks who suffered negative consequences by testing "positive" for opiates. Or maybe we should make Bizarre News mandatory reading for these various agencies? Could you imagine the pitch - "If you want to look like a TOTAL fool, ignore the lessons in Bizarre News at your peril!" -Lynda-Marie

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