Saturday, April 28, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

You thought a woman's clitoris was hard to find, the mysterious G-spot has been a bugaboo for men for decades. Is it real? Does it exist? Or is it a ploy for women to make men feel sexually inept and inadequate?

Finally, one Florida gynecologist contends that he has finally found it.

By means of dissection, Dr. Adam Ostrzenski said, he located the elusive source of female sexual satisfaction deep within the vagina.

Ostrzenski said he performed the layer-by-layer vaginal dissection on the cadaver of an 83-year-old woman.

The existence of the G-spot is a matter of intense debate. Part of the controversy is that - unlike the clitoris - the G-spot has never been seen or felt as a distinct structure. Although many women have reported sexual pleasure stemming from the anterior (frontal) part of the vagina, nobody could document a more precise source or describe its size and appearance.

Ostrzenski said the structure uncovered in the study had three distinct sections, sat at a 35-degree angle inside the urethra, and "has a bluish, grape-like appearance."

Well, that's a turn on.

If Ostrzenski and others can consistently reproduce the discovery, he said, "it may absolutely change our view of how the orgasm is created; it will change the understanding of sexual function. It may help in the treatment of the dysfunctional aspect of sex."

We can only hope he provides some detailed instructions on how to find it.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Police in Florida said a man told them he fled the scene of an accident and went to a Walmart because he "had the runs." Gainesville police said Barnard Cato III was arrested Tuesday and charged with driving under the influence, hit and run and a felony count of leaving the scene of an accident involving injury after he struck another occupied vehicle and a few newspaper boxes around 7:15 a.m. Tuesday and left the scene, The Gainesville Sun reported Thursday. Police found Cato a few minutes later at a Walmart, where he told officers he did not realize he had hit the other vehicle and he "pulled into the next stop. ... I had the runs, I had to go," he said. Officers said Cato had a "strong odor of alcohol emanating from his breath and clothing" and his eyes were "bloodshot and watery." Cato declined to submit to a breathalyzer test.

*-- Rapper's statue a reminder to scoop poop --*
WROCLAW, Poland - A Polish rapper had a giant sculpture of a dog's feces installed in a patch of grass to remind residents to pick up after their pets. Lukasz Rostkowski, 30, aka L.U.C, had the bronze statue installed on a patch of grass Tuesday next to Dominican Square in the southwestern city of Wroclaw, Polskie Radio reported Thursday. Rostkowski told the Gazeta Wyborcza he hopes the statue will serve as a reminder to locals to clean up after their dogs. "Every year, dog messes pop up quicker than snowdrops," the rapper said. "Our action is a bit of fun."

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What a pity they didn't donate the $5000 to charity and just have the party a little cheaper. People are so stupid sometimes. -catt
[Just think...in Korea those dogs would have been served at the party.]

When I was young it was common for a gentleman to keep a clean spare handkerchief to offer to a lady should the need arise (yes, I am that old). Many men of my age group still do.
[Typically I will just give my wife whatever happens to be handy...a T-shirt or something, but sometimes we use a little foresight and have a small towel handy. I've never used a handkerchief.]

The handcuffs are to restrain the suspect and protect everyone around, primarily the arresting officers. Still, I don't think it was right to handcuff a six-year-old. How did they fit them around her small wrists, anyways? I think they would be too big. -Chris

Lewis, The two people who spent an insane amount of money on a doggie wedding need to go to their local vet and get spayed ASAP... we can't have people like this breeding irresponsibly. -Gene

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