Saturday, May 18, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Everybody knows that methane is explosive, but I bet this Florida man had no idea just how explosive it can be in the wrong situation.

The situation was 53-year-old Willie Butler and his girlfriend of the last six years, 37-year-old Deborah Ann Burns, sitting around, drinking alcohol and discussing personal finance, never a good combination in the first place, but it is what happened next that caused the explosion.

When Butler got up from where they were sitting to go to the kitchen (probably for more alcohol), he farted in his girlfriend's face.

That is when she blew up! In the ensuing fight Butler allegedly threw a knife at Burns, which missed. She picked up the same knife and threw it back at him, she didn't miss.

Police arrived to find a bleeding Butler, who was so drunk he could not give a statement, standing in front of his mailbox.

Burns, who denies cutting Butler, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Man shoots self in leg while bowling --*
JUPITER, Fla. - A Florida man carrying a revolver in the pocket of his shorts accidentally shot himself while bowling, witnesses said. Police said the man, whose name was not released, was bowling at Jupiter Lanes in Jupiter around 7:30 p.m. Tuesday when he incurred the gunshot wound to his leg, WPBF-TV, West Palm Beach, reported Thursday. Witnesses said the man was carrying a revolver in the pocket of his shorts and the weapon fired off a round when he struck himself in the leg with his bowling ball. The man's injuries were not considered life-threatening, but he was taken to St. Mary's Medical Center as a precaution, police said.


*-- Woman files lawsuit against NYPD over topless arrests --*
NEW YORK - A performance artist in New York has filed a lawsuit accusing the New York Police Department of violating her civil right to bear her breasts in public. Holly Van Voast filed suit Wednesday against the city and the NYPD, alleging she had been detained, arrested or issued summonses 10 times 2011 and 2012 for showing her breasts, The New York Times reported. In her lawsuit, Van Voast, 46, says each time her case was either dismissed or dropped because the state's highest court ruled more than 20 years ago that bearing one's chest is legal for men and women. The lawsuit seeks compensation from the city and punitive damages from several named and unnamed officers for her treatment, which the suit alleges constituted civil rights violations.


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
I saw this is the newspaper and it showed a picture of her xray. The harpoon went through her mouth and right through to her spine. So it did indeed go into her face and into her spine. How bizarre :)
[You don't think I make all this shit up every week, do you?]

Lewis, your quote about a man's harpoon piercing a woman's cervical vertebrae made me laugh at the worst time. Remind me never to read the comments section while drinking coffee.
[Ah, my famous genital humor strikes again!]

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