Saturday, March 10, 2012
Greetings fellow Bizarros:And here I thought adultery (or more specifically in this situation polyamory) was the French pastime, but apparently one Frenchmen took it very personally when his longtime girlfriend spread her croissant for another man's baguette.
Taking a page from the Lorena Bobbitt book of conflict resolution, the man told a jury in France he cut off the penis of his girlfriend's lover and flushed it down a toilet in a fit of madness.
Blaise Fragione, 38, said when he found out that his partner of 14 years was having an affair "everything broke down."
The victim of the attack told the court Fragione tied him up with cables and used a razor blade to mutilate him.
Fragione faces up to 15 years in prison if found guilty of the charge of aggravated assault accompanied by mutilation.
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MyBizarreNews*-- Man's trunks deemed too long for swimming --*BOURNEMOUTH, England - A British man who took his step-daughter to a public pool said he was barred from swimming because his swim trunks were too long. Andy Toms, 45, said he took his stepdaughter, Annie, 11, and one of her friends to the pool at the Littledown leisure center in Bournemouth, England, and a lifeguard told him he couldn't swim because his trunks were too long, The Sun reported Thursday. Toms said the lifeguard told him the trunks posed a hygiene risk. "I've used that pool for years and worn my three-quarter length trunks before," he said. "They offered a pair from lost property but if the problem's hygiene it's not very hygienic to wear somebody's lost trunks." A spokesman for the leisure center said officials are concerned about bacteria. "These are not classed as swimwear and may have been used for other things like running in a field, which could mean bacteria going into the pool," the spokesman said.
*-- Workers write 'schoul' outside school --*OXFORD, England - Residents of a British town said they are rolling their eyes after workers misspelled the word "school" on the road outside an elementary school. Parents dropping their children off at Wolvercote Primary School in Oxford, England, Thursday said they noticed the crews who replaced the tarmac Wednesday after performing cable work under the road had written "schoul" on the road instead of "school," The Sun reported Thursday. "How embarrassing," said Annalie Cox, who has an 11-year-old and a 6-year-old at Wolvercote. "I hope that by the time my children leave this school they will be able to spell such basic words." An Oxfordshire County Council spokesman said contractors are believed to be behind the error.
*-- READER COMMENTS --*Lewis, Don't know what happens for sure if the good stuff is grown along with a field of industrial type, wow, big time cash crop, cool. Oh sorry, drifted off there. -Dan
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I hear pot will do that to a person.]
Lewis, here in Charlotte, NC, Mexicans do not want to called Mexicans. They consider it an insult. Does that make sence? -Richard
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Almost as much as your spelling.]
Talk to anyone who's tried to adopt a baby from here in the U.S. It's much easier to do in places like China. Otherwise people would not do it. I mean, who wants to adopt a kid that's going to be smarter than you, work more cheaply, and put you out of a job?
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Plus, you'd have to learn Chinese in order to talk to the kid.]
Hi Lewis, I think there is legitimate reason Americans prefer to adopt from China...you don't have the threat of either birth parent showing up and disrupting your lives (or taking your child!) at some point in the future. I think there is also a perception that American's only put children up for adoption if the children are sick or the parents are drug addicts whereas in China, you have the one baby policy so theoretically there are all of these "good" babies to be had. Thanks, Jennifer
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