October 01, 2024

Yes, Dear

Two guys are at the bar staring into their drinks, when one says, "Hey Harry, have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life?"

Harry says, "Yeah, all the time--her own and mine."



A blast from the past:
"Former President Bill Clinton was recently asked about his wife Hillary's 11-day trip to Africa and he said, 'I wish she were home.' Then he said, 'By which I mean I wish her home was in Africa.'" -Conan O'Brien



I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."

He said, "No, just takin' a dump."



I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.

I asked why. She said, "Because I am trying to examine you!"