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July 11, 2024

Not guilty?

A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had
found the defendant not guilty.

Astonished, he asked the jury foreman, "How could you possibly
have found this man 'not guilty'?"

The foreman replied, "Insanity."

The perplexed prosecutor asked, "All twelve of you?"

What do you call a rap star who has studied classical music?

Yo Yo Ma Ma.

"Due to the struggling economy people are now drinking fewer
bottles of wine. Fewer bottles because they're too busy
drinking wine out of boxes." -Jimmy Fallon

Teeing off on the 12th hole at a golf resort, we stopped to
buy cold drinks from the young woman driving the beverage
cart. As my buddy reached for his wallet, he said to her,
"You're in great shape. You must work out a lot."

Flattered, she gave him a big smile. "Thank you."

The next day a different young woman was driving the cart.
"Watch this," I whispered. I walked up to her and said,
"Wow, you must work out a lot."

"Yeah," she replied dryly. "You should try it."