May 09, 2024

Men can feed their children

Since the wife is out out of town I am in charge of dinner.
She left a number of coupons for the local pizza place
attached to the fridge before she left, at which I took a
bit of offense. I was a bachelor on my own for years before
we got married. I still know how to prepare a meal. So this
afternoon I'm off to the grocery store to do a little
shopping!

No pizza for me and my kids. Tonight's menu will consist of
all beef hot dogs with macaroni and cheese and beans.

Parents these days need to take more time to prepare a home cooked meal.



The detective was leafing through the suspect's crime history
folder. "Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-
and-run, disorderly conduct, armed robbery, larceny, fraud..."

"Yeah, I know." said the prisoner. "It took me quite a while
to figure out what I was good at."



Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer
chips that can be implanted and play music inside women's
breasts. The music is in stereo, of course.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts,
and not listening to them.