June 05, 2023

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Top Jokes About Firearms

(Warning, you might groan at a few)

1) Why did the scarecrow become a great sniper? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2) I accidentally shot myself with an air gun. It was a real blow to my ego.

3) Why don't skeletons use guns? They don't have the guts!

4) Why did the pistol join a gym? It wanted to be a "concealed carry" weapon!

5) What did one bullet say to the other bullet at the gun range? "Let's meet up for lunch, we're both going through a lot of barrels."

6) How does a bullet introduce itself? "Hi, I'm just passing through!"

7) Why did the gun become a teacher? It wanted to help its students aim for success.

8) What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear... and you better hope it's not armed!

9) Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing and realized it was loaded!

10) What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? The golfer screams, "Fore!" and the skydiver screams, "Four thousand feet!"


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11) How do you make a small fortune in the firearms industry? Start with a large fortune!

12) Why did the bullet go to school? It wanted to become bulletproof!

13) Why did the gun fail the math test? It couldn't figure out how many degrees were in a right angle!

14) What do you call a group of musical firearms? An orchestra!

15) Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the gunfight? He wanted to reach the high caliber!

16) Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve and no bullets left!

17) What's a gun's favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

18) Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had some deep-seated issues!

19) How does a firearm like its coffee? Fully loaded!

20) Why did the robber take a bath before robbing a bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway!


Thanks for reading,

The Editor

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