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March 19, 2023

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I hope everybody had a fun and safe Saint Patrick's Day. I typically skip amateur nights like St. Patty's Day, too many power drinkers and delinquents out on nights like that, but My wife insisted that we meet some of her friends after work for a sociable drink or two. And if I'm anything I'm sociable.

Plus, there aren't very many other nights of the year when you can get green beer.


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