February 08, 2023

Good Morning Groanies,

Guess who's a new homeowner? That's right, it's me! And the house isn't new, but it's new to me and my family.

It's nice getting a place of our own again. It will certainly take time to get used to, but I'm looking forward to it.

The boys keep saying that it's like being on vacation. Sean asked where the phone was so he could order some room service and Jack asked if this place has a heated pool and a game room.

What a couple of spoiled punks! I'm gonna have to speak to the manager about this.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- School is Swell --*

A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.

"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.

"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet."

"What do you mean 'all wet?'"

"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

*-- The Truth Ain't Pretty --*

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

A: He was charged with battery.


Q: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

A: The one on the range.


Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A: A zebra with a drumkit.