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February 05, 2023

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My wife has some weird habits... like referring to things by their initials. I guess she thinks it's cute, but mostly I find it confusing and annoying. Like last week when she asked me, "How would you like to have 'V and A' for dinner tomorrow night?"

"Would I!" I exclaimed.

So the next day I was unpacking some groceries in the kitchen when she picked up a jumbo, 10 oz. tube of lubricant jelly from the pile of supplies.

"What's this for?" she asked.

"For the 'v and a' we're going to have tonight," I told her.

"When I said, 'We're having V and A for dinner' I meant our friends, Vince and Andrea," she explained. "What did you think I meant?"

"Vag and anal," I said.



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