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January 25, 2023

Good Morning Groanies,

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The other day I ran to the store to get a few things. Sean was my wingman as we grabbed up bread, milk, eggs, TP, granola bars, cheese, ice know - the essentials!

As we were checking out the cashier commented on how cute Sean looked as he loaded up the conveyor with our various grocery items. And then she said, "That's so nice of you to take your grandson shopping with you."

I know that I've had more gray hair sprouting up due to stress, lack-of-sleep, being over-worked, and many other things, but I don't look like a grandfather, do I? Or maybe Sean just looks really young for his age. That's got to be it! He's a very young 7 going on 8. I get it. It's certainly not that I'm only 42, but I look like an 80-year-old Ernest Borgnine!

Groaningly yours,

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