December 03, 2022

Howdy Folks,

Well, i have some bad news. My dentist, Dr. Bananacowski, past away last week. Now the big problem in my town is findin the next dentist.

The way my town picks the new dentist is by seein witch resident has the most teeth.

Well, i'm out of the runnin.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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The trouble with your first cup in the morning is you have to pour it--

Even coffee won't cure this kind of tired.

Gotta get that coffee before I poop out right here.

I missed black Friday?!?!?!

I hate getting up at the crack of dark !!

I really have to stop trying to keep up with my teenage daughter.

"The wine poured much easier last night."

Wake me up when the coffee is ready

The worst part is, that's decaf...

That 1st cup is always the hardest.

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