November 30, 2022

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Granted, I don't have a whole lot of experience with sex toys, but from what I understand they're usually made out of rubber or some other kind of relatively soft, flexible material, which makes me thing you'd have to throw one pretty hard in order to bruise someone with one.

During an argument early Thanksgiving morning, a Florida Man threw a sex toy at his girlfriend, leaving the woman with a bruise on her torso, according to police who noted that they did not confiscate the weapon used in the alleged domestic battery.

Investigators say Christopher Pacitto, 45, and the 33-year-old victim were inside a room at the Sun Island Motel in St. Petersburg around 4:40 AM when a verbal argument turned violent.

According to an arrest affidavit, Pacitto was packing his suitcase to leave the room when he "began throwing the victim's items" out of the luggage. During the process, the woman told police, Pacitto "hit her with a sex toy on her torso, leaving a bruise."

When questioned Pacitto reportedly admitted to throwing items but does not recall exactly what items. The sex toy in question is not further described in the affidavit.

The 6' 2", 300-pound Pacitto--who cops say was under the influence of alcohol--was arrested for domestic battery.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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