October 01, 2022

Howdy Folks,

I wrote this one early cuz I'm a headed out to see some distant relatives that the Jethros havent scene in many years.

Most of they relatives have never met most of my little 'uns before so before we when I made sure to teach the kids who is who and how to recognize em when you see em.

First, there's Uncle Barkus. He's the guy that only one eyebrow over both his eyes and only eats dark red kidney beans straight out a the can.

Next, there's Aunt Lynn-Duh. Her name is really Lynn, but what happened was her dad couldn't remember her name after being struck by lightnin' so when he'd aske her name we'd all say, "Lynn-Duh!" She's a sweet gal, even when she gets the walkin farts.

Finally, Cousin Aster. All you need to know about him is that his last name is Roids.

You can see why we don't see them all too much.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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