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September 22, 2022

Greetings Laff Lovers,

This is it, the first day of fall. While I love summer I'm not all that sorry to see it go. Fall has it's own charms; the changing of the leaves, the crispness of the air, the fact that my balls aren't glued to the inside of my leg 24 hours a day. Plus it's nice to sleep with the windows cracked and see my wife's nipples get hard.

All those little pleasures I never get to enjoy when it's 90 degress out every single day.

Seasonally,

TZ

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Cleaning With Confidence


A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"

He said, "Explain the kids!"



"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."



Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."



I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, "I'm willing to share this wine and maybe a lot more if you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket." I wrote back, "Send back the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone."