September 10, 2022

Howdy Folks,

My kids got me a huge bottle of cologne, or man perfume, as I call it, for my birthday a ways back. Ive been wearin it for a while and hav been gettin alot of folks commentin about it.

Ive heard it all from "hey, did you go to Long John Silvers?" and "need any tartar sauce?" to "that smell really Lures you in" and "you smell like fish!"

I guess folks really enjoy mt new sent. The kids said it was french. With a fancy name like "Aquarium" i guess it had to be.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

You got that ring from JC Penney? Get out of here!

I'm allergic !!!

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!!

NO WAY, It's way too small!!

Are you kidding me? We're cousins!

Oh, I'm gonna ring your neck!

Not the reaction I was hoping for.

I overestimated her affinity for cubic zirconia.

Relax! It's only a friendship ring.

I hope you know that it's actually opposite day.

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