August 17, 2022

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy is back at school. A new school year has begun and she is ready to mold the minds of tomorrow. God help her!

The other night we were talking about high school and how it's a breeding ground for all kinds of situations that really inflicts unnecessary worry on people. And there is plenty to worry about.

You know, things like peer pressure, cliques, clothes, hairstyles, reps, friends, bullies, homework, grades, social media status, and what table you should sit at during lunch period. And that's just the stuff that teachers have to deal with.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- My Mistake --*

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

*-- Listen To This --*

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"

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