August 13, 2022

Howdy Folks,

The kids are finnally back at school. It's been a long, hot summer and I sertainly could use a break from their anticks.

This last week the house has been so quiet. It's been kind of creepy being in the house by myself. Every little noise freaks me out. A creak of a floor-board. The squeak of a door hinge. The dogs fartin while asleep. Scary stuff.

The scariest thing though was the when I heard a noise in my bedroom. I snuck in there to see what was making this strange noise. Was it a burgular? Was in an alien from outerspace? Was it a neighbor tryin to steal my cable? Well, it was my wife. When I opened the door she was standin right there and when i saw her I screamed like a little girl.

When i finnally calmed down I asked her what she was doin in the house and she told me, "What? I live here."

Well, she's right. And she called me a scaredy cat... which she was right about too. The house is just too quiet. When is winter break?

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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