August 06, 2022

Howdy Folks,

I had the weirdest thing happen to me the other day. I thought that I had a xtra toe the other day. I took off my shoes the other day an it appeared that my other right foot, my left one, was sportin an extra digit. I was freakin' out! Where did it come from? Why was it there? Why was it orange?

It turns out that it was just a cheeto next to my foot. I really need to warsh my feet. The cheeto was good though.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

"And as they aproached, they could hear the Jeopardy tune coming from the phone."

On the upside, Tom did get noted in the Guiness Book of Records for longest hold on telephone.

"A representative will be with you shortly. Your business is important to us."

Please hold and someone will be with you shortly...

Hello there, your car warranty has expired.

She just talks on & on & on & on...

On hold since 1999

"Sir, would you like the lifetime warranty?"

"Thank you so much for holding. How may I help you?"

"If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 9-1-1."

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