August 06, 2022
I had the weirdest thing happen to me the other day. I thought that I had a xtra toe the other day. I took off my shoes the other day an it appeared that my other right foot, my left one, was sportin an extra digit. I was freakin' out! Where did it come from? Why was it there? Why was it orange?
It turns out that it was just a cheeto next to my foot. I really need to warsh my feet. The cheeto was good though.
Take Care Y'all
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"And as they aproached, they could hear the Jeopardy tune coming from the phone."
On the upside, Tom did get noted in the Guiness Book of Records for longest hold on telephone.
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Please hold and someone will be with you shortly...
Hello there, your car warranty has expired.
She just talks on & on & on & on...
On hold since 1999
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