July 09, 2022

Howdy Folks,

What are the worst three words a kid never wants to hear: "Summer School". No, not the movie, the actually summertime torture that kids have to go on thru if they didn't pass their school learnin' the class prior.

My kids are now in summer school right now. Its not because of their smarts, it is because of the number of sick days they had due to a mishap at the 2022 Poisonous Lizard Expo.

Don't worry, they are fine. They don't like goin' to school in the summer though and who could blame 'em. They are the smartest bunch of kids y'all will ever meet so it will be easy for 'em. Only a few weeks to go.

I never did that well in school so I know how much of a pain summer school is. I've been goin' to summer school ever since the third grade. Hopefully I'll pass one of these days.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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