July 03, 2022

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I hope everybody is having a great Independence Day weekend. I have been grillin' like a villain. Yesterday it was chicken wings and thighs, and today is going to be hamburgers and bratwursts. I'm saving the piece de resistance for tomorrow... ribeyes with baked potatoes and grilled onions.

Hooray for the red white and blue!

Patriotically,

TZ

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A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor.

The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks."



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A man is out hunting and kills a deer, so he has it butchered and takes it home for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what it is.

Of course, the kids are eager to know what the meat is. They ask their dad for a clue.

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's an asshole!"