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June 22, 2022

Good Morning Groanies,

Why does it have to be so hot? I don't remember it ever being this hot last summer, do you? People that say that they'd rather be hot than cold are just plain nuts!

It's so hot that I'm starting to sweat while inside of buildings with air conditioning. It's so hot I'm sweating when I think about sweating. It's so hot my sweat sweats.

This heat is really starting to get to me. I'm feeling crabby, uncomfortable, tired, upset, uneasy, worrisome, angry, bewildered, befuddled, sticky, distracted, unicorn, beef, stapler, wedding ring, sloppy joe, hat trick, wing, butterscotch, biscuit, muffler, coffee, cheese-puppet, chalk-mask, mailbox, wizardry, bottlecap, nose-hair, Kenny Rogers, hickory, bacon, speed-bag, sandwich, webbing, puppy, boner, leg, Alf, tower, button...

What happened?! I think this heat is really starting to get to me.

Groaningly yours,

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