January 22, 2022

Howdy Folks,

My son, Hankster, challenged me to a burpin contest last night at dinner. I told him that we shoulda wait until after we ate because we are polight and sivilized. He was kind of bummed out, but he waited 'til after dinner. He's a good listener.

So, we had the contest. The winner, yours truly, was praised by his boy and I did the same for him. He said, "Nice game, Daddy." I almost cried, but I held it together until everyone in the Denny's gave me a standing ovation. Then I balled like a baby.

I''m makin memories, y'all!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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