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January 13, 2022

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My brothers and their sons came over for lunch this weekend. We got to talking about something and it was clear my nephew was lying.

"I call bullshit," I said.

"I don't lie."

"You don't lie?" I said incredulously. Then I borrowed a line from Christopher Walken in that excellent movie, True Romance, "'You're the world heavyweight champion of liars!'"

He dug in and said, "I haven't told a lie since I was 12."

"Stop digging boy!" I said. "You've been full of shit since you learned to talk. And everyone lies. I've lied four times today."

My son chimed in and said, "Yeah and he's been alone all day!"

Self deceivingly,

TZ

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