January 10, 2022

Good Morning Groanies,

I saw this the other day and I just had to share it!


Oh, that's some good stuff!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Mirror, Mirror --*

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.

"This picture looks like someone I know," she says.

The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

*-- The Happiest Woman --*

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a woman who burns her bills?

A: Bernadette!


Q: What did one dog say to the other?

A: "Sit down quick, here comes old cold nose."


Q: I have 3 heads, 5 legs, 7 arms and 444 fingers. What am I?

A: A liar.