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November 25, 2021

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Last night my wife and daughter were working in the kitchen making preparations for the Thanksgiving feast.

"I just got some advice from the local news station that might save you some effort." I said. "They said that inflation is nearly 7% and that if we want to fight inflation we should not buy a turkey and not invite family or friends over and just save the money."

My daughter said, "No they didn't."

"Yes they did."

"Like that's going to make a difference in the long run," my daughter asked. "What you old people need to do to fight inflation is a what my generation calls a 'side hustle'. That's something you like to do but will also supplement your income. If your side hustle is good enough, then eventually you can quit your job and have the side hustle become your career. Then you never have to work for 'the man' again."

"I know what a side hustle is honey," I said. "I recently read an article listing some obscure but really profitable side hustles and I'm thinking about doing one of them."

"Like what," my wife joined in.

"Let me guess!" my daughter said. "You want mom to start a webcam show."

I looked at her and said, "You've heard me make that joke before, but that's not it. The side hustle that spoke to me was selling used panties online."

"How disgusting!" my wife said.

"Who's going to give you their panties?" asked my ever practical daughter.

"I think I know someone," I said with a wink.

"You can forget it!" my wife put in immediatly.

"No, not you."

"Well I'm certainly not going to help you with that," my daughter added.

"You're my own flesh and blood," I told her. "I would never ask you to do something like that."

"So who's going to wear all of these panties you're planning to sell online?" they both asked.

So I stated what I thought should have been obvious, "Me!"

Thankfully,

TZ

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