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November 24, 2021

Good Morning Groanies,

I don't think I'm going to be able to make it until tomorrow. Oh, I can almost taste the endless supply of deliciousness that awaits my hungry face and belly. Yummy times are a coming!

Who's not craving turkey, stuffing, biscuits, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, yams, sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, potato chips, yams, green bean casserole, yams, cornbread, Mac 'n Cheese, gravy, and whatever else has butter on it and isn't nailed down or burnt? Oh, who am I kidding? I'll eat stuffing out of a dustpan if you'd let me. I'll eat just about anything! On Thanksgiving, I have no shame.

Now I'm drooling all over my keyboard. Well, I'm gonna grab some paper towels, clean up my desk, and start gobbling like a crazy man. Hopefully, I'll get sent home a little early for some pre-turkey snacking!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?

A: A Turkey.


Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?

A: Wing! Wing!


Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.

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Q: If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?

A: Scholar ships.


Q: What's the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?

A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.


Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course! A building can't jump at all.

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Thankful21Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: They use FOWL language.


Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A: A turkey that can pluck itself!


Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their AGE!