October 25, 2021

Good Morning Groanies,

Ready for some crazy car names courtesy of you - the readers?

Hi Steve,
My car is named Sheneeda. She need a new set of tires, she need a paint job, she need a new battery!
LOL,
Kae
[Thanks for that classic joke! I needed that!]


I called my first car "Opportunity". Because it was always knocking.
- Mark
[If it was always knocking, why didn't you answer it? Sorry. I got nothing.]


My first car was named the "Red Death" because at every red light the engine would die. Thank you all for your vehicle name submissions!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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If You Didn't Get One Yet, Here Is Your Chance...

*-- Yo, Trick 'r Treat! --*

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back four more times tonight, too."

*-- I Have A Bone to Pick --*

An annoying skeleton was being chased by a dog, the dog lost track of the skeleton and told a man walking by, "I have a bone to pick with him."

The man asked, "Which one?"

The dog then replied, "I don't know he has so many."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What is the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which!


Q: Where did the ghosts go for vacation?

A: Mali-BOO.


Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?

A: She bats her eyes.