October 13, 2021

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I just got back from Boston. We ventured out east to celebrate my lovely wife's upcoming birthday.

We took in the sights, discovered some interesting facts about our nation's history, and learned how to pronounce a few words in the classic Bostonian dialect.

Here are a few of those words and the wonderful new way we learned to say them...

1. Car - CAAAAAR!
2. Harbor - HAAAAAAABAR!
3. Bar - BAAAAAR!
4. Perfect - PAAAAAARFECT!
5. Uber - UBAAAAAAAR!
6. Green Monster - GREEN MAAAAAANSTAAAAAR!
7. The Boston Tea Party - THAAAA BOSTAAAAAN TEA PAAAAARTY!
8. Are - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
9. Harvard - HAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAD!
10. Marathon - MARATHAAAAAAAAAAN!

The last one was because, unbeknownst to us, the Boston Marathon was Monday and we had no idea whatsoevAAAAAAAA! You see?! I can't help myself!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?

A: Dead ends!


Q: How do you make a witch itch?

A: Take away the W!


Q: Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?

A: It dampens their spirits!

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Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?

A: He was caught drinking on the job.


Q: How do ghosts begin letters?

A: Tomb it may concern.


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A: They knew he wouldn't show up.

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

A: He got ticks!


Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?

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Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton go on the roller coaster?

A: No guts.

(Joke courtesy of reader: Elizabeth K.)