September 18, 2021
Howdy Folks,
Football is back, y'all! I am verry excited about that. This weekend the regular season of football is startin back up on Sunday and I've already suited up for the return of the greatest sport of the... ever.
Right now I've got on a jersey, shoulder pads, cleats, knee pads, mouth guard, chin strap, helmet, a cup... I look both tough and fancy. Growin up we didnt have much in the way of safety sport equippedment. Heck, we had to make our own footballs.
it's true. We were the only family on the block that had a pigskin that had a curly tail. TOUCHDOWN!
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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Last Weeks Picture:
Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:
BOY THOSE TACOS WERE HOT.
Gargle... rinse... repeat
The dentist told me to rinse well after brushing.
Water bowl? Those are for amateurs!
I just love my "new" doggie water-pik!
Dammit, there's something wrong with this water fountain!
This is better than flossing!
I just licked my butt and I need to get that taste out of my mouth.
Can I have some shampoo please!
I think the dog has a drinking problem!
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