September 19, 2021

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I stumbled across an article this morning about the 12 signs of depression in men. It is entitled, 12 Signs of Depression in Men.

Apparently more than 5 million men in the U.S. experience depression, although it gets reported much less frequently than depression in women.

So in order to educate men of this lurking epidemic the author listed 12 symptoms so the poor bastards cursed with a Y chromosome can diagnose themselves.

They include; fatigue (which boasts fun-sounding side effects like psychomotor retardation), sleeping too much or too little, stomach or back aches, irritability, hostility, stress, anxiety, substance abuse, sexual dysfunction, indecision and suicidal thoughts.

I don't know who the hell wrote that article, but I have at least 8 of those "symptoms" and I'm not depressed. I hate to break it to the author, but a large portion of the male population has a simpler term to describe those symptoms. Being over 45 and married.

Diagnosingly,

TZ

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